The Illuminati has been making overtures to me of late. Never one to pass up an opportunity to lord secret power over unsuspecting masses, I quickly accepted. But it seems they’ve been planning to induct me for a while. An observant reader has recently brought to my attention a startling fact which it may behoove you to know. I will let you draw your own conclusions. Behold, the evidence:
I would pretend to be secretly in control of our monetary system, but then I would have a lot to answer for, wouldn’t I?
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Steve Campbell says: May 10, 2010 at 15:33Alas, the Illuminati eventually gets everyone in politics…with the possible exception of Ron Paul!
You’re hilarious!
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cameron harwick says: Oct 10, 2010 at 12:46This has to be the single most frightening conspiracy theory ever propagated upon the unsuspecting masses.
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Jackson meehan says: Apr 25, 2011 at 7:36I had just found how that worked so I googled it and it lead me to your website.